The Map of Yiz County

maylands - house of the swan

this rat grey house on the south east of kirkham field is entirely unremarkable except that we once threw a giant inflatable swan stolen from crown casino into their pool.

tim had taken it on his last day of work, and it sat in our living room for a while until we got sick of it.

the remarkable thing about tim's inflatable swan was it was custom-made. instead of white or pink it was gold and on the swans head was an inflatable crown. it was probably worth something. we shouldnt have turfed it into our neighbours pool.

COMPASS

TO THE NORTH: double-g heaven
TO THE NORTH EAST: brickworks
TO THE EAST: brickworks
TO THE SOUTH EAST: old drying sheds
TO THE SOUTH: the golf club
TO THE SOUTHWEST: the reserve
TO THE WEST: kirkham field
TO THE NORTHWEST: kirkham field